Titanic magazine has opened an online book of condolence, set to a tasteful soundtrack.

"The great old man of terror is dead. With him, international terrorism loses its face - it will become more impersonal, anonymous, and empty. TITANIC gives you the chance to express your grief."

http://www.titanic-magazin.de/osama-bin-laden-kondolenzbuch.html

Dedicated to the head of the traffic department of Frankfurt

Oh unworthy one, who hast programmed the traffic lights at Bockenheimer Warte in such a way that pedestrians a) have to wait a very long time, b) then have two lousy seconds to haste toward the next traffic refuge, on which they c) have to linger for what seems like 15 minutes, while ( Read more... )

Tempora Mutantur...

Our aunt had long been tired of living in an increasingly engineered world. Last weekend we found her dead in our garage. She was sitting on the driver's seat with the window open and the motor running. Starved to death in our electric car.

Högsdal, Björn (2010): Tempora Mutantur. In: Titanic. Das endgültige Satiremagazin. No. 9 ( Read more... )

From the website of Titanic Magazine:

[08-04-2010]
Attack on Ahmadinejad

Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has survived an attack unharmed. An alleged assassin has been arrested. He faces not only a show trial including execution, but also being portrayed by Tom Cruise in a film a couple of years from now.

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